Feature Article #1
An Open Letter To Steve Jobs
Mr. Jobs,
Like much of the internet, I too watched your Apple key note address as you unveiled the latest innovation of the Apple Braintrust: The Apple Tablet. We all stood dumbfounded and excited at merely the idea of what it was you were going to announce on January 27th. The hype for this machine has [...]
Feature Article #2
A First Hand Look At The Apple Tablet
Sometimes, in order to get a sneak peek of something, you have to do horrible things.
Feature Article #3
Five Promises The 21st Century Has Failed To Keep
The Oughts have been a decade of disappointment for those of us that grew up in the shadow of the 21st century.
Feature Article #4
Ninja Assassin Reviewed
It’s like watching a blender made of people and swords filled with more people with swords.
Feature Article #5
Four Lessons The Military Could Learn From Hollywood
Following these lessons the world will be a way better - and WAY AWESOMER - place.
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Certainly there may have been “better” movies playing at the cinema that day.
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