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Things To Do With A BodyBag – Go To The Park

What do you get when mix a public park, a child’s party, a body bag and four idiots with a camera?

25May2010 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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Things To Do With A BodyBag – Origins

A new feature for the site! This raises all sorts of questions about what my friends and I with our free time.

8May2010 | Travis | 9 comments | Continued
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On The Laying of Plans.

They say that “life” is what happens when you’re busy making other plans…or, apparently, when you’re trying to write dick jokes.

4May2010 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
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Things My Son Is Trying To Teach Me – Part One.

A little while before my son was born a friend of mine told me, “Good parents will learn as much from their children as the children learn from them.” Initially I thought that this statement was meant to cause me to reflect on the impermanence of life and to cherish learning to see the world [...]

27Apr2010 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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On The Naming Of Grandparents

Things I shouldn’t be trusted to name: Boats, Weapons, Children and Your Parents.

20Apr2010 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
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Plans and resolutions

Sometimes it is necessary to layout plans if one is intent on taking over the world.

13Apr2010 | Travis | 3 comments | Continued
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New Weekly Column – DVD Crapshoot

Every Tuesday – give or take – you can now catch my new column over at The Hollywood Shootout called DVD Crap Shoot.

2Mar2010 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
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Oh God My Son Is Mobile!

It’s only when we learn that they can move on their own that we start hiding our cool stuff…and booze.

17Feb2010 | Travis | 2 comments | Continued
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An Open Letter To Steve Jobs

My response to the realities of the iPad.

29Jan2010 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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A First Hand Look At The Apple Tablet

Sometimes, in order to get a sneak peek of something, you have to do horrible things.

24Jan2010 | Travis | 3 comments | Continued
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Five Promises The 21st Century Has Failed To Keep

The Oughts have been a decade of disappointment for those of us that grew up in the shadow of the 21st century.

29Dec2009 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
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Ninja Assassin Reviewed

It’s like watching a blender made of people and swords filled with more people with swords.

11Dec2009 | Travis | 3 comments | Continued
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Four Lessons The Military Could Learn From Hollywood

Following these lessons the world will be a way better – and WAY AWESOMER – place.

27Aug2009 | Travis | 7 comments | Continued
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Fourth Post On You Served

As my two week tenure at You Served has been extended I have a new post up today discussing the merits of how being in the military is like raising an infant.  Go ahead and check that bad boy out.

10Aug2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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My disease addled brain

It’s moments like this that make me realize that,usually, I’m only funny to me.

10Aug2009 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
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Third Post On VA Mortgage Center

My third guest post is up over at You Served. This time I discuss using conspiracy theories to get out of deploying.

29Jul2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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Second Post On VA Mortgage Center

This is the one where I show Congress how to make a REAL terror alert graphic that the public can understand.

27Jul2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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New Article Up At VA Mortgage Center

First article up at VAMortgagecenter.com – wherein I wax poetically about military-bloggers and try to pretend I’m a tough guy.

24Jul2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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Solving California’s Budgetary Crisis

Come for the political talk. Stay for the boobies.

17Jul2009 | Travis | 2 comments | Continued
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

An Ode To Michael Bay!

13Jul2009 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
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On Babies, Blogs and Anthony Bourdain

Welcome to Whiskeyforbreakfast.com – a websitefull of dick jokes, stories of a new father and a man who loves all things “inappropriate”.

9Jul2009 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
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The Death of Kwod

Ah nostalgia…how you make me feel so old.

7Jul2009 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued