Archive for Travis

MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!1

I swear, Megan Fox, that I won’t call out Autobot names during our sexcapades.

10Mar2009 | Travis | 6 comments | Continued

I’m not a big fan of Superman

Hey Superman; suck my balls.

13Feb2009 | Travis | 5 comments | Continued

Mother Nature’s A Bitch

It’s official. Mother Nature is out to god damned get you.

9Feb2009 | Travis | 6 comments | Continued

The Epitome Of Food

If you’re a chef…just go ahead and quit…right now.

2Feb2009 | Travis | 8 comments | Continued

Bush’s Farewell Speech

A lesson in subtext.

21Jan2009 | Travis | 7 comments | Continued

George Bush’ Exit Interview

It’s time to say goodbye to the end of an era.

12Dec2008 | Travis | 11 comments | Continued

No on Prop 8

This is more important than all of us. This is about equality for everyone.

28Oct2008 | Travis | 15 comments | Continued

Sacred City Derby Girls

Ladies and gentlemen: Sacramento’s own, Sacred City Derby Girls!!!

23Oct2008 | Travis | 16 comments | Continued

The Review Of Wanted

If Wanted were an ice cream flavor; it would be disappointment.

20Jul2008 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued

Comedy and Updates

First Times.

First times are always awkward. And sometimes followed by laughter.

6Jun2008 | Travis | 29 comments | Continued

How To Survive A Summer Blockbuster

Reading this could very well save your life.

30May2008 | Travis | 6 comments | Continued

Iron Man Reviewed

Why hello there Iron Man. Why yes I would like some robotic kick ass for dessert.

15May2008 | Travis | 11 comments | Continued

In Honor Of Earth Day

Your Prius isn’t going to save the world, so shut the fuck up!

29Apr2008 | Travis | 20 comments | Continued

A New Public Service Announcement

Fellas, I think you should pay close attention to this one.

13Feb2008 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued

A Summons For Santa

A letter to Santa from my attorney. This shit be serious!

19Dec2007 | Travis | 9 comments | Continued

Holiday Office Gift Giving Guide

I’ll teach you how to navigate the corporate gift giving world.

9Dec2007 | Travis | 8 comments | Continued

My Role Model

It’s always good to have some one to look up to.

6Nov2007 | Travis | 21 comments | Continued

Travis Answers the Internet’s Questions

Think of me as Dear Abbey with sociopathic tendencies.

10Oct2007 | Travis | 12 comments | Continued

Beating The Blues

When hard times get you down only true companionship can bring you back up.

21Sep2007 | Travis | 17 comments | Continued

Transformers – A Review by a humble man

Let the light shine brightly on my life for I have seen – and now reviewed – TRANSFORMERS!!

7Jul2007 | Travis | 24 comments | Continued

The I-Phone Revealed

After getting my hands on an I-Phone I discovered the secret features that Steve Jobs never told you about.

6Jul2007 | Travis | 18 comments | Continued

Paris Hilton’s Guide To Prison

It’s inevitable that Paris Hilton is going to jail but if she follows my advice she’ll do fine.

12May2007 | Travis | 17 comments | Continued

Fuck Family Circus

I’d like to take a moment to piss all over the comic strip institution that is Family Circus.

7May2007 | Travis | 37 comments | Continued

Grindhouse – A Review

Grindhouse Motherfucker.

GRINDHOUSE!!!!!!!

1May2007 | Travis | 18 comments | Continued

Geek Classification

When dealing with geeks in ones everyday life, one should understand all of their various shapes, sizes and affectations.

8Mar2007 | Travis | 29 comments | Continued

A Special Valentines Day

Need a last minute Valentines Day card for that someone special, or not so special? I’m just spreading the love.

14Feb2007 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued

If I did it, here’s how it happened

With OJ Simpson’s tell all book being cancelled some friends sent me other choice titles from celebrities that you’ll be seeing on bookshelves in the near future.

24Nov2006 | Travis | 14 comments | Continued

Drinking Games

My drinking games are the best there are. Try ‘em. You’ll Like ‘em.

8Oct2006 | Travis | 15 comments | Continued

The Wickerman Reviewed

Warner Bros. must hate me, that’s the only way to explain releasing this movie.

12Sep2006 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued

My First Trip To Vegas: Part Two

The conclusion to the very first Las Vegas trip saga…complete with yellow cab Larry!

2Sep2006 | Travis | 10 comments | Continued

My First Trip To Vegas: Part One

Part One of the story about the first time I went to Las Vegas. It’s a little bit long but well worth it.

27Aug2006 | Travis | 10 comments | Continued

Why I Love Wrestling

I’m no closet case about my love for pro-wrestling but a lot of people have asked why. So here’s the reasons why I like pro-wrestling more than every other sport.

11Aug2006 | Travis | 27 comments | Continued