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MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!1

I swear, Megan Fox, that I won’t call out Autobot names during our sexcapades.

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10Mar2009 | | 6 comments | Continued
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I’m not a big fan of Superman

Hey Superman; suck my balls.

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13Feb2009 | | 6 comments | Continued
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Mother Nature’s A Bitch

It’s official. Mother Nature is out to god damned get you.

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9Feb2009 | | 6 comments | Continued
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The Epitome Of Food

If you’re a chef…just go ahead and quit…right now.

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2Feb2009 | | 8 comments | Continued
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Bush’s Farewell Speech

A lesson in subtext.

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21Jan2009 | | 7 comments | Continued
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George Bush’ Exit Interview

It’s time to say goodbye to the end of an era.

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12Dec2008 | | 11 comments | Continued
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No on Prop 8

This is more important than all of us. This is about equality for everyone.

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28Oct2008 | | 15 comments | Continued
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Sacred City Derby Girls

Ladies and gentlemen: Sacramento’s own, Sacred City Derby Girls!!!

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23Oct2008 | | 15 comments | Continued
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The Review Of Wanted

If Wanted were an ice cream flavor; it would be disappointment.

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20Jul2008 | | 13 comments | Continued
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Comedy and Updates

More video of stand up comedy.

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27Jun2008 | | 10 comments | Continued
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First Times.

First times are always awkward. And sometimes followed by laughter.

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6Jun2008 | | 29 comments | Continued
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How To Survive A Summer Blockbuster

Reading this could very well save your life.

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30May2008 | | 6 comments | Continued
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Iron Man Reviewed

Why hello there Iron Man. Why yes I would like some robotic kick ass for dessert.

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15May2008 | | 11 comments | Continued
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In Honor Of Earth Day

Your Prius isn’t going to save the world, so shut the fuck up!

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29Apr2008 | | 20 comments | Continued
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A New Public Service Announcement

Fellas, I think you should pay close attention to this one.

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13Feb2008 | | 13 comments | Continued
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A Summons For Santa

A letter to Santa from my attorney. This shit be serious!

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19Dec2007 | | 9 comments | Continued
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Holiday Office Gift Giving Guide

I’ll teach you how to navigate the corporate gift giving world.

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9Dec2007 | | 8 comments | Continued
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My Role Model

It’s always good to have some one to look up to.

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6Nov2007 | | 22 comments | Continued
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Travis Answers the Internet’s Questions

Think of me as Dear Abbey with sociopathic tendencies.

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10Oct2007 | | 12 comments | Continued
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Beating The Blues

When hard times get you down only true companionship can bring you back up.

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21Sep2007 | | 17 comments | Continued
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Transformers – A Review by a humble man

Let the light shine brightly on my life for I have seen – and now reviewed – TRANSFORMERS!!

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7Jul2007 | | 24 comments | Continued
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The I-Phone Revealed

After getting my hands on an I-Phone I discovered the secret features that Steve Jobs never told you about.

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6Jul2007 | | 18 comments | Continued
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Paris Hilton’s Guide To Prison

It’s inevitable that Paris Hilton is going to jail but if she follows my advice she’ll do fine.

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12May2007 | | 17 comments | Continued
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Fuck Family Circus

I’d like to take a moment to piss all over the comic strip institution that is Family Circus.

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7May2007 | | 40 comments | Continued
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Grindhouse – A Review

Grindhouse Motherfucker.

GRINDHOUSE!!!!!!!

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1May2007 | | 18 comments | Continued
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Geek Classification

When dealing with geeks in ones everyday life, one should understand all of their various shapes, sizes and affectations.

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8Mar2007 | | 29 comments | Continued
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A Special Valentines Day

Need a last minute Valentines Day card for that someone special, or not so special? I’m just spreading the love.

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14Feb2007 | | 13 comments | Continued
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If I did it, here’s how it happened

With OJ Simpson’s tell all book being cancelled some friends sent me other choice titles from celebrities that you’ll be seeing on bookshelves in the near future.

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24Nov2006 | | 14 comments | Continued
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Drinking Games

My drinking games are the best there are. Try ‘em. You’ll Like ‘em.

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8Oct2006 | | 15 comments | Continued
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The Wickerman Reviewed

Warner Bros. must hate me, that’s the only way to explain releasing this movie.

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12Sep2006 | | 13 comments | Continued
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My First Trip To Vegas: Part Two

The conclusion to the very first Las Vegas trip saga…complete with yellow cab Larry!

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2Sep2006 | | 11 comments | Continued
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My First Trip To Vegas: Part One

Part One of the story about the first time I went to Las Vegas. It’s a little bit long but well worth it.

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27Aug2006 | | 10 comments | Continued
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Why I Love Wrestling

I’m no closet case about my love for pro-wrestling but a lot of people have asked why. So here’s the reasons why I like pro-wrestling more than every other sport.

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11Aug2006 | | 27 comments | Continued
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These Bands Need To Give It Up

With the summer concert season in full swing, my army of robots will help weed out the ones you shouldn’t see.

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27Jul2006 | | 22 comments | Continued
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Only I Can Save The Olympics

The Olympics suck, but they wouldn’t if I were in charge.

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22May2006 | | 1 comment | Continued
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A Public Service Announcement

I’m here to help people. But mostly I’m here to keep myself out of trouble.

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22May2006 | | 2 comments | Continued
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A Letter To Santa.

I finally got around to writing my letter to Santa. But I still didn’t get what I asked for. The Prick

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22May2006 | | 3 comments | Continued
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If I were president of the world

The heartwarming story of ME, but if I were in charge of everything.

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22May2006 | | 12 comments | Continued
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The Return of MAN-AZE

The return of my White Rapper alter-ego MAN-AZE

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22May2006 | | 0 comments | Continued
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An Inside Look At Episode III

My Conversation with George Lucas about Revenge of The Sith.

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22May2006 | | 2 comments | Continued
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An open letter to my high-school guidance counselor…

And how he shaped my dreams of the future.

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22May2006 | | 6 comments | Continued
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Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow (reviewed)

A review of one of the greatest movies ever. If you love robots that is. And if you don’t? Then you probably have no soul.

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22May2006 | | 1 comment | Continued