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Things My Son Is Trying To Teach Me – Part One.
A little while before my son was born a friend of mine told me, “Good parents will learn as much from their children as the children learn from them.” Initially I thought that this statement was meant to cause me to reflect on the impermanence of life and to cherish learning to see the world [...]
27Apr2010 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
A First Hand Look At The Apple Tablet
Sometimes, in order to get a sneak peek of something, you have to do horrible things.
24Jan2010 | Travis | 3 comments | Continued
Five Promises The 21st Century Has Failed To Keep
The Oughts have been a decade of disappointment for those of us that grew up in the shadow of the 21st century.
29Dec2009 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
Ninja Assassin Reviewed
It’s like watching a blender made of people and swords filled with more people with swords.
11Dec2009 | Travis | 3 comments | Continued
Four Lessons The Military Could Learn From Hollywood
Following these lessons the world will be a way better – and WAY AWESOMER – place.
27Aug2009 | Travis | 7 comments | Continued
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
An Ode To Michael Bay!
13Jul2009 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
MEGAN FOX IS SINGLE!!!!1
I swear, Megan Fox, that I won’t call out Autobot names during our sexcapades.
10Mar2009 | Travis | 6 comments | Continued
I’m not a big fan of Superman
Hey Superman; suck my balls.
13Feb2009 | Travis | 5 comments | Continued
Mother Nature’s A Bitch
It’s official. Mother Nature is out to god damned get you.
9Feb2009 | Travis | 6 comments | Continued
The Epitome Of Food
If you’re a chef…just go ahead and quit…right now.
2Feb2009 | Travis | 8 comments | Continued
George Bush’ Exit Interview
It’s time to say goodbye to the end of an era.
12Dec2008 | Travis | 11 comments | Continued
No on Prop 8
This is more important than all of us. This is about equality for everyone.
28Oct2008 | Travis | 15 comments | Continued
Sacred City Derby Girls
Ladies and gentlemen: Sacramento’s own, Sacred City Derby Girls!!!
23Oct2008 | Travis | 16 comments | Continued
The Review Of Wanted
If Wanted were an ice cream flavor; it would be disappointment.
20Jul2008 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued
First Times.
First times are always awkward. And sometimes followed by laughter.
6Jun2008 | Travis | 29 comments | Continued
How To Survive A Summer Blockbuster
Reading this could very well save your life.
30May2008 | Travis | 6 comments | Continued
Iron Man Reviewed
Why hello there Iron Man. Why yes I would like some robotic kick ass for dessert.
15May2008 | Travis | 11 comments | Continued
In Honor Of Earth Day
Your Prius isn’t going to save the world, so shut the fuck up!
29Apr2008 | Travis | 20 comments | Continued
A New Public Service Announcement
Fellas, I think you should pay close attention to this one.
13Feb2008 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued
A Summons For Santa
A letter to Santa from my attorney. This shit be serious!
19Dec2007 | Travis | 9 comments | Continued
Holiday Office Gift Giving Guide
I’ll teach you how to navigate the corporate gift giving world.
9Dec2007 | Travis | 8 comments | Continued
My Role Model
It’s always good to have some one to look up to.
6Nov2007 | Travis | 21 comments | Continued
Travis Answers the Internet’s Questions
Think of me as Dear Abbey with sociopathic tendencies.
10Oct2007 | Travis | 12 comments | Continued
Beating The Blues
When hard times get you down only true companionship can bring you back up.
21Sep2007 | Travis | 17 comments | Continued
Transformers – A Review by a humble man
Let the light shine brightly on my life for I have seen – and now reviewed – TRANSFORMERS!!
7Jul2007 | Travis | 24 comments | Continued
The I-Phone Revealed
After getting my hands on an I-Phone I discovered the secret features that Steve Jobs never told you about.
6Jul2007 | Travis | 18 comments | Continued
Paris Hilton’s Guide To Prison
It’s inevitable that Paris Hilton is going to jail but if she follows my advice she’ll do fine.
12May2007 | Travis | 17 comments | Continued
Fuck Family Circus
I’d like to take a moment to piss all over the comic strip institution that is Family Circus.
7May2007 | Travis | 37 comments | Continued
Grindhouse – A Review
Grindhouse Motherfucker.
GRINDHOUSE!!!!!!!
1May2007 | Travis | 18 comments | Continued
Geek Classification
When dealing with geeks in ones everyday life, one should understand all of their various shapes, sizes and affectations.
8Mar2007 | Travis | 29 comments | Continued
A Special Valentines Day
Need a last minute Valentines Day card for that someone special, or not so special? I’m just spreading the love.
14Feb2007 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued
If I did it, here’s how it happened
With OJ Simpson’s tell all book being cancelled some friends sent me other choice titles from celebrities that you’ll be seeing on bookshelves in the near future.
24Nov2006 | Travis | 14 comments | Continued
Drinking Games
My drinking games are the best there are. Try ‘em. You’ll Like ‘em.
8Oct2006 | Travis | 15 comments | Continued
The Wickerman Reviewed
Warner Bros. must hate me, that’s the only way to explain releasing this movie.
12Sep2006 | Travis | 13 comments | Continued
My First Trip To Vegas: Part Two
The conclusion to the very first Las Vegas trip saga…complete with yellow cab Larry!
2Sep2006 | Travis | 10 comments | Continued
My First Trip To Vegas: Part One
Part One of the story about the first time I went to Las Vegas. It’s a little bit long but well worth it.
27Aug2006 | Travis | 10 comments | Continued
Why I Love Wrestling
I’m no closet case about my love for pro-wrestling but a lot of people have asked why. So here’s the reasons why I like pro-wrestling more than every other sport.
11Aug2006 | Travis | 27 comments | Continued
These Bands Need To Give It Up
With the summer concert season in full swing, my army of robots will help weed out the ones you shouldn’t see.
27Jul2006 | Travis | 22 comments | Continued
Only I Can Save The Olympics
The Olympics suck, but they wouldn’t if I were in charge.
22May2006 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
A Public Service Announcement
I’m here to help people. But mostly I’m here to keep myself out of trouble.
22May2006 | Travis | 2 comments | Continued
A Letter To Santa.
I finally got around to writing my letter to Santa. But I still didn’t get what I asked for. The Prick
22May2006 | Travis | 3 comments | Continued
If I were president of the world
The heartwarming story of ME, but if I were in charge of everything.
22May2006 | Travis | 11 comments | Continued
The Return of MAN-AZE
The return of my White Rapper alter-ego MAN-AZE
22May2006 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
An Inside Look At Episode III
My Conversation with George Lucas about Revenge of The Sith.
22May2006 | Travis | 2 comments | Continued
An open letter to my high-school guidance counselor…
And how he shaped my dreams of the future.
22May2006 | Travis | 6 comments | Continued
Sky Captain and The World of Tomorrow (reviewed)
A review of one of the greatest movies ever. If you love robots that is. And if you don’t? Then you probably have no soul.
22May2006 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
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