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An Apology To The Internet

My Dearest Internet, I know I’ve been away a long time baby and I’m sorry.  I know I promised you weekly content and that while I’ve been gone guys like Ellis Rodriguez have been uploading funny videos and that damn Rob Kroese has been out there peddling his funny books again while nary a dick [...]

5Oct2010 | Travis | 5 comments | Continued
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On The Laying of Plans.

They say that “life” is what happens when you’re busy making other plans…or, apparently, when you’re trying to write dick jokes.

4May2010 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
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On The Naming Of Grandparents

Things I shouldn’t be trusted to name: Boats, Weapons, Children and Your Parents.

20Apr2010 | Travis | 4 comments | Continued
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Plans and resolutions

Sometimes it is necessary to layout plans if one is intent on taking over the world.

13Apr2010 | Travis | 3 comments | Continued
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New Weekly Column – DVD Crapshoot

Every Tuesday – give or take – you can now catch my new column over at The Hollywood Shootout called DVD Crap Shoot.

2Mar2010 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
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Oh God My Son Is Mobile!

It’s only when we learn that they can move on their own that we start hiding our cool stuff…and booze.

17Feb2010 | Travis | 2 comments | Continued
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An Open Letter To Steve Jobs

My response to the realities of the iPad.

29Jan2010 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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Fourth Post On You Served

As my two week tenure at You Served has been extended I have a new post up today discussing the merits of how being in the military is like raising an infant.  Go ahead and check that bad boy out.

10Aug2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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My disease addled brain

It’s moments like this that make me realize that,usually, I’m only funny to me.

10Aug2009 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
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Third Post On VA Mortgage Center

My third guest post is up over at You Served. This time I discuss using conspiracy theories to get out of deploying.

29Jul2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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Second Post On VA Mortgage Center

This is the one where I show Congress how to make a REAL terror alert graphic that the public can understand.

27Jul2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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New Article Up At VA Mortgage Center

First article up at VAMortgagecenter.com – wherein I wax poetically about military-bloggers and try to pretend I’m a tough guy.

24Jul2009 | Travis | 0 comments | Continued
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Solving California’s Budgetary Crisis

Come for the political talk. Stay for the boobies.

17Jul2009 | Travis | 2 comments | Continued
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On Babies, Blogs and Anthony Bourdain

Welcome to Whiskeyforbreakfast.com – a websitefull of dick jokes, stories of a new father and a man who loves all things “inappropriate”.

9Jul2009 | Travis | 1 comment | Continued
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The Death of Kwod

Ah nostalgia…how you make me feel so old.

7Jul2009 | Travis | 5 comments | Continued