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		<title>The Fame Monster</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lost phone and the hidden reality of the celebrity class.]]></description>
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		<title>And Now A Word From Jesus</title>
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		<title>My Resignation Letter to Hogwart&#8217;s</title>
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		<title>An Apology For The Events of March 17th, 2012</title>
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		<title>Republican Candidate Whack-A-Mole</title>
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		<description><![CDATA["One of the penalties of refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors." ― Plato]]></description>
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		<title>Inside America&#8217;s Dictatorial Regime</title>
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		<title>Good News Everyone &#8211; It&#8217;s The End of The World</title>
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